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Call Me!

Just hours after pal Sam Lufti confirmed that Brit is seeing someone for her "mental issues," Spears is allowed to contact via telephone, according to People.com.  The teen queen has not seen her children in over three weeks and footage her looking at an issue of Ok! magazine with her son on the cover appeared on Extra! this evening.  Aww, I wish I felt bad for her.

Brit Still Unfit

The court ruled in favor of K-Fed today, as Britney Spears visitation rights have been suspended indefinitely, according to perezhilton.com.  The washed-up, sorry-excuse-for-a-singer showed up to court today and promptly drove away after the paparazzi surrounded the vehicle she was in with Adnan Gahlib, who the paps are now calling A-Fed.  And by the way, the hearing began this morning, and she didn't show up until after lunch.  If she wanted those kids back, she would have shown up on time and dressed appropriately.

Brit Split!

Britney's high-tailed it out of here with her pap boytoy Adnan Gahlib this afternoon, as they were seen boarding a plane at Van Nuys airport to an unknown destination, according to perezhilton.com.  The songstress has been spotted all around Cali with this paparazzi fiend, who took her to breakfast and bonded with her after her release from Cedars Sinai.  Perhaps this post-psych ward photog will lead to her a bi-polar intervention...

Gettting her fill of Dr. Phil!

Just as she was about to leave Cedars-Sinai on Saturday, who popped by for an early morning visit, but the king of shrink- Dr. Phil.  According to ETonline, the television psychologist visited with Spears in an effort to advise the young lady.  He issued the following statement to the television show:  "My meeting with Britney and some family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention."  And he's more convinced than ever that including her as his talk show topic will really draw the viewers...

She's Back on the Loose!

Britney Spears was released from the 7th floor of Cedar Sinai hospital this morning after a tulmultous morning, according to TMZ.com.  Why you may ask?  Apparently the "5150 Hold" code under which she was being held no longer applies if the person has control of themselves.  The mandatory 72-hour stay isn't so mandatory, apparently...

TOXIC!

It's been one hell of a twenty-four hours for Britney Spears.  The nightmare began last evening when Spears refused to hand over Jayden James and Sean Preston to Federline's cronies, according to TMZ.com and People.com.  About an hour and a half later, police show up after the court-appointed child monitor called them to the home when Spears locked herself in a room with Jayden James.  Around 11pm firetrucks and ambulances arrived and they hauled her off to Cedar Sinai hospital strapped down to a gurney.  She is now on 72-hour lock down and K-Fed has sole legal and physical custody of the kids.  Lynne Spears told Access Hollywood, "Just Say Prayers."  She needs more than prayers.  She needs to get it together fast!

Christmas Catastrophe!

Britney Spears figured out a way to ruin Christmas for her kids.  They'll be spending the day with HER!  According to perezhilton.com, Kevin Federline's attorney gave in to Brit's lawyer and offered visitation to her since he spent Thanksgiving with the boys. Oh no... poor kids.  Do you think she understands that she has to set up gifts under the tree?  Or that she'll have to spend time putting batteries in their new toys?  Early morning Hess truck sirens won't be music to a hungover Miss Brit's ears.  Maybe she'll put out Frappucinos for Santa instead of cookies.  Yum!

I'm gonna protect them, y'all!

Britney Spears has stepped it up!  She's calling her lawyer to action and having him explain all the "security measures" she's going to put in place to keep her kids safe, according to People.com.  OK, safety rule number one-stay away from Momma!

Baby, You Can't Drive Your Car

Britney Spears can no longer drive with her children in the car, a judge ruled Friday, TMZ.com is reporting.  During a 90 minute hearing with K-Fed and Spears' lawyers, the court considered the tape showing Spears blowing a red light with children in the car.  The photographer who shot the footage was also asked to appear in court, but was no called to comment.

Emergency! Emergency!

According to People.com, K-Fed has asked for yet another emergency court hearing and the date has been set for Friday. Concern grew after Britney was filmed running a red light while both sons were in the back seat.  Dangerous!   Britney's attorney contends that the pop star was being swarmed by paparazzi and the court appointed monitor was there, too!  I doubt this will help the case.  Friday is Doomsday-Brit!  Looks like you're forking over more money than you can spend at Starbucks, sweetie, and your romping about town like a moron isn't helping you any.