Celebrity Doodle

Paris Hilton is freakin' brilliant!

Paris Hilton told Page Six that Harlow Winter Kate Madden resembles BOTH her parents.  Wow, and people say she's a dumb blonde- I can't imagine why?! She had the following to say about the newborn-  "We had a sleepover on Sunday night at Nicole's mom's house.  I was crying when I saw her. She looks like a miniature version of Nicole and Joel."  So, Paris slept over Nicole Richie's mother's house?  Like, did she get in the crib with the baby?  Perhaps the baby slept in another wing, because I cannot picture Paris waking up for diaper duty.

Call Me!

Just hours after pal Sam Lufti confirmed that Brit is seeing someone for her "mental issues," Spears is allowed to contact via telephone, according to People.com.  The teen queen has not seen her children in over three weeks and footage her looking at an issue of Ok! magazine with her son on the cover appeared on Extra! this evening.  Aww, I wish I felt bad for her.

R.I.P. Heath Ledger

Heath Ledger passed away today, at age 28, according to many media sources.  The Brokeback Mountain star was found by his maid lying face down in his bed surrounded by sleep aid pills today, around 3:30pm.  His representative had the following to say to people.com:  "We are deeply saddened and shocked by this accident. This is an extremely difficult time for his loved ones. We're asking the media to please respect the family's privacy and avoid speculation until the facts are known."

Take Noth: Mr. Big has a Boy

Chris Noth, of Sex and the City and Law & Order fame, and his girlfriend, Tara Wilson, had a boy, people.com is reporting this morning.  Orion Christopher Noth arrived on Friday in LA, weighing in at 7lbs, 10oz.  Both baby and mom are doing great!

Baby-Lo Shower

Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony celebrated at a shower thrown in their honor in NYC today, according to people.com.  Her producer from Maid in Manhattan, Elaine Goldsmith-Thomas, threw the lavish event, totally J-Lo glam style atop the roof of the Gramercy Hotel in New York. The couple received many blue and pink gifts leading to further speculation that Baby-Lo is really Twins-Lo.  This also adds fuel to the invitro fire, as it took many years for the singer to get prego.  The singer is expected to deliver in a manner of weeks.  Keeping our fingers crossed.  J-Lo is one celeb who I believe was made to be a mom.

Fergie's fly's down!

Fergie totally had her pant's zipper down.  Performing at Westpac Stadium in New Zealand, the songstress was opening for The Police.  I guess she had a late run to the potty to avoid another "pee your pants" moment.  Poor Fergie.  I almost feel bad for this meth-face monkey.  Check out more at Perezhilton.com.

Zac Append-Efron

Zac Efron will spend some time at Cedars-Sinai after being hospitalized for an appendectomy, according to people.com.  The teen "queen" (just kidding) was rushed to the hospital today and went into surgery immediately.  He is resting and recuperating.  Aww, I wonder if his sweetie Vanessa Hudgens will stop by with some balloons and flowers.  Add Zac to the myriad of stars who spent time in Cedars-Sinai during the past week- Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, and Courtney Thorne-Smith all had babies at the hospital during the last week.  Those poor doctors!

Brit Still Unfit

The court ruled in favor of K-Fed today, as Britney Spears visitation rights have been suspended indefinitely, according to perezhilton.com.  The washed-up, sorry-excuse-for-a-singer showed up to court today and promptly drove away after the paparazzi surrounded the vehicle she was in with Adnan Gahlib, who the paps are now calling A-Fed.  And by the way, the hearing began this morning, and she didn't show up until after lunch.  If she wanted those kids back, she would have shown up on time and dressed appropriately.

Baby Boom!

KaBOOM!  They're both here and both arrived on a Friday (just in time to go out for the weekend), a girl fom Richie and a boy for Aguilera, according to media sources including people.com and perezhilton.com respectively.  Joel Madden confirmed the news by issuing the following statement:  "We are very blessed she's healthy and beautiful and so good already. We are very happy."   As for Aguilera, the news isn't so public, as the songstress wants to continue ignoring the press, but sources close to her have confirmed the birth.  The babyname is also being kept quiet.  Bo-ring!  I can't wait 'til her son sees the "Dirty" video.  Joke's on her!

Brit Split!

Britney's high-tailed it out of here with her pap boytoy Adnan Gahlib this afternoon, as they were seen boarding a plane at Van Nuys airport to an unknown destination, according to perezhilton.com.  The songstress has been spotted all around Cali with this paparazzi fiend, who took her to breakfast and bonded with her after her release from Cedars Sinai.  Perhaps this post-psych ward photog will lead to her a bi-polar intervention...

No Kidding: Kidman with Kid!

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are expecting their first child together, People.com is reporting.  A rep for the actress confirmed, "The couple are thrilled."  Although Kidman has two adopted children with ex-husband Tom Cruise, this will be her first biological child, and the first child for Keith Urban, 40.  The country star and the actress have been married just over 18 months.  They married in June of 2005 after a year of dating.  Congrats!!

Gettting her fill of Dr. Phil!

Just as she was about to leave Cedars-Sinai on Saturday, who popped by for an early morning visit, but the king of shrink- Dr. Phil.  According to ETonline, the television psychologist visited with Spears in an effort to advise the young lady.  He issued the following statement to the television show:  "My meeting with Britney and some family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention."  And he's more convinced than ever that including her as his talk show topic will really draw the viewers...

She's Back on the Loose!

Britney Spears was released from the 7th floor of Cedar Sinai hospital this morning after a tulmultous morning, according to TMZ.com.  Why you may ask?  Apparently the "5150 Hold" code under which she was being held no longer applies if the person has control of themselves.  The mandatory 72-hour stay isn't so mandatory, apparently...

TOXIC!

It's been one hell of a twenty-four hours for Britney Spears.  The nightmare began last evening when Spears refused to hand over Jayden James and Sean Preston to Federline's cronies, according to TMZ.com and People.com.  About an hour and a half later, police show up after the court-appointed child monitor called them to the home when Spears locked herself in a room with Jayden James.  Around 11pm firetrucks and ambulances arrived and they hauled her off to Cedar Sinai hospital strapped down to a gurney.  She is now on 72-hour lock down and K-Fed has sole legal and physical custody of the kids.  Lynne Spears told Access Hollywood, "Just Say Prayers."  She needs more than prayers.  She needs to get it together fast!

Hittin' the Bottle

...and falling off the wagon.  Lindsay Lohan drank directly from a bottle of champagne on New Years while celebrating in Capri.  I love it!  Classy, class, class!  The girl takes a giant swig and continues dancing.  Check out this video link on People.com!  A lawyer for the actress said, "After being handed a champagne bottle while on a dance floor in Italy on New Year's Eve and drinking from it, the good news is that Lindsay stopped herself, called her sponsor, and got herself back on track.  There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her 'one day at a time' with the entire world."

What a Donkey!

Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds tied the knot on a small island off the coast of Bora Bora yesterday, mediatakeout.com is reporting.  Oh, and by "donkey" I mean her, not him.  This is a business savvy female who was once married to record producer/singer Babyface and she married Eddie Murphy?!?!  I know many of you out there are probably fans, but this guy has plenty of issues (gay rumors, picking up transvestites, ignoring his paternal responsibilities) and marriage won't fix but one of them.  C'mon girl!  Where's your head at?

Before and After

Hayden Panettiere is so the old Lindsay Lohan.  The 18-year-old Heroes star sat next to LaLohan at the recent Capri Film Festival honoring both actress for their body of work.  Hmm... they must have been desperate for people to honor if they picked these two.  Check out this picture of the two actresses side by side.  I'm calling it- Hayden is the new Lindsay (but by new, I mean old- like when she was dating Wilmer Valderrama).  She is destined to go down the same path.  The similarities are shocking!

Love, Marriage, Baby Carriage?

More like love, baby, marriage when it comes to brunette beauty Jessica Alba.  Sources have confirmed that the pregnant movie star is engaged to (not sure why he's important) Cash Warren.  Jessica was seen leaving a gym on Wednesday with a pretty heavy rock on her finger, according to People.com. Her publicist, Brad Cafarelli, told the magazine, "I can confirm that they are engaged." BAM! 

Join the Club!

Mischa Barton, known for her role as Marissa on Fox's The O.C., was arrested early Thursday morning for DUI and driving without a valid license, Hollyscoop.com is reporting.  The actress is the most recent celebrity caught driving themselves somewhere with alcohol in their systems because they are too lazy to call a driver.  RIDICULOUS!  Don't they realize that drinking and driving does NOT spread holiday cheer?  Click here for her lovely mugshot! Ruff!

Fergie Got a Rock-Rock

She certainly got him love drunk off her hump, cause Fergie's rockin' a Josh Duhamel engagement ring, according to E! News.  The rep for the Las Vegas actor will only say the couple is engaged and that the proposal did not occur on Christmas.  He's lucky he snagged this Botox babe who isn't afraid to pee herself on stage because apparently guys are "lining down the block just to watch" what she got.  (That's what she says...)

LaLohan: Drinking Had No Hand In Accident

Lindsay Lohan is being sued for negligence during a 2005 car accident, however the actress is claiming that neither alcohol nor drugs played a factor in the crash, according to the New York Post.  Lohan's Mercedes hit the van belonging to Raymundo Ortega, a busboy, and he wants upwards of $200,000.  Being that Lohan's bank account is pretty low, she is pulling out all the stops to end this one. 

All That Glitters is...Paris!

Socialite and former drinker and driver, Paris Hilton, is now the face of her own champagne.  Bottoms Up!  Page Six is reporting the "entrepreneur" is posing naked in nothing but gold paint for the canned champagne's campaign. Click here for a pic!

O, O, Oh!

Oprah Winfrey hit the campaign trail for Democratic candidate Barack Obama.  "Double-O" hit up three venues this weekend, including Iowa, South Carolina, and New Hampshire, according to ABC news.  While the stadiums were full of Obama supporters, the bigger draw was definitely the charismatic television show host.  At one point, one member of the crowd yelled, "Oprah for Vice President" and the fabulous Miss O just smiled.  I have to be honest and say that I'm happy his biggest supporter isn't a blowhard like Al Sharpton.  Click here for some pics of the event! 

Scott Baio is 45...and Not Single!

Scott Baio married his long-time girlfriend, Renee Sloan, last evening in Los Angeles, according to E! Online.  Surrounded by friends and some special family members- Sloan's 18-year-old daughter, and their newborn daughter, the playboy and former Happy Days star and his former Playmate bride exchanged vows on top of a high rise rooftop.  Click here for a shot of the couple all dressed up!

Amy Winehouse has Gross White Boogers

Amy Winehouse left her house Wednesday night and was in London looking like she shoved her nostrils in talcum. Take a look!  The strung-out songstress was ostracized this morning when George Lopez announced her Grammy nomination.  Lopez joked with the crowd asking, "Can somebody wake her up around 6 this afternoon and tell her?"

Jack's in Jail

Or at least Kiefer Sutherland is going there...and no, not for 24 hours, but for 48 days, People.com reports.  His sentencing comes after his latest DUI arrest and also his probation violation with this arrest.  First the writer's strike, now this!  How will Jack save the world this season if we can't even get 24 episodes off the ground? 

Nose Way!

Scarlett Johansson is raging mad! Accustations made by US Weekly assert she had plastic surgery on her nose.  Her rep contacted OK! magazine to set the record straight.  Stay with me here as you read the following statement:

"US Weekly's cover story regarding Scarlett Johansson and its clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof, despite vehement denials by Ms. Johansson prior to publication...Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an "expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what "might" have been done. It wasn't."

Whoa there, Tiger!

Baby Boom!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden threw an enormous baby shower for 100 new moms and moms-to-be while launching their collaborative Richie Madden Children's Foundation at the Los Angeles Free Clinic today, People.com is reporting.  The dynamic duo gave each woman the same gifts that they received at their own shower not too long ago.  The products included Baby Bjorn items, some Fisher Price toys, along with cribs and changing tables.  Oh baby!

Eva Mendes with Child?

Rumors has it that the beautiful Eva Mendes is preggers, and while I'm not one to listen to idle chatter, I must say that these pictures are quite convincing.  Thesuperficial.com is reporting that the actress was spotted leaving a private gym in LA yesterday hiding her stomach with a bag.  When will someone tell these people, you can't hide the baby bump for long?

Lohan Out of Love

Lindsay Lohan and snowboarder Riley Giles have reportedly broken up, E! News is reporting.  The couple met while completing rehab stints at Le Cirque Lodge in Utah. She called it quits after returning from her New York Thanksgiving and pretty much got her way.  Why did she dump this no-name nobody?  According to a source, he was too much of a sour puss.  I guess misery loves company.